怪盗戦隊ヌスムンジャー (Kaito Sentai Nusumunjaa) – 国立少年 – 国立キッド (Kokuritsu Shounen – Kunitachi Kiddo) Translation

Kanji: taken from the video

Translation

Title: National Boy – Kunitachi Kid*

 

It is located between the stations of Kokubunji and Tachigawa

 

The former building of the southern exit has been tore down for some other construction

 

You all don’t know about Kunitachi, right?

But I know a lot about it

Its super secret gourmet spots

I’ll tell you about them, okay?

 

McDonald’s, Gusto, Hanamaru Udon,

Saizerya, Saizerya, Saizerya, Matsuya,

Royal Host, Mos Burger,

Subway, Subway, McDonald’s

 

Tally’s Coffee, Excelsior,

Starbucks, Starbucks, Saizerya, McDonald’s

Comeda Coffee, Doutour Coffee,

Matsuya, Subway, McDonald’s

 

From Shinjuku you can easily access Kunitachi in 30 minutes!

 

You want to know about the surroundings of Kunitachi too?

I know a lot about the surroundings too

Its super secret gourmet spots

I’ll tell you about them, okay?

 

Johnathan’s, CocoIchiban’ya, Yumeya,

Ringer Hut, Saizerya, McDonald’s

Lotteria, Hanamaru Udon,

Subway, Subway, McDonald’s

 

Kunitachi’s McDonald’s shop

Olimpic Area’s McDonald’s shop

Itsukaichi’s McDonald’s shop

On the main road, on the main road, Kitamachi shop

 

Even if it is the sacred place of the anime “Wolf Children Ame and Yuki”

Nobody knows about Kunitachi

In the end, there’s just a bunch of McDonald’s!

 

Now, there’s nothing more to sing

about Kunitachi-related stuff

Since there’s still the last part of the song

I’m short of words!

 

“I’ll just mix up some of the original lyrics and sing!”

 

Now ride on the wind and burn this love

Make it bloom, make it bloom!

Turn back, may good luck be with you

McDonald’s, McDonald’s, run to it

 

To the night where you dance in the sky and bloom again

Abandon yourself to it, abandon yourself to it, abandon yourself to it

I look back and gaze at you

McDonald’s, McDonald’s, I’m going to McDonald’s

 

Ah, if only I didn’t try to compose a song

with only facts about Kunitachi…

There’s nothing more to sing

 

Who, who was the prick

who said that he was going to write a song about Kunitachi

To refresh my mind

McDonald’s, McDonald’s, I’m going to McDonald’s

 

Notes and Other

*= “Kunitachi” happens to be another way to read the word for “National” and it’s a name of place: that’s it, that’s the whole pun on which this song is built.

You know when a song is so stupid it’s actually genius? I think that’s the case. The song is a “cover” of R-Shitei “Kokuritsu Shounen”, but they volountarly mistook the reading of the words in order to turn into a song about food shops in a city called Kunitachi. Yes, those names are all chain food shops. That’s it.

 

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